Author Archive

Peacock Bass Fishing 2016 – Day 8 – My Trouble Begins

Written by on July 06, 2016 No Comments

Thursday, 2/4/2016 

I wake up at 4 a.m. with a crampy pain in my left hand and it takes an aspirin to help me get back to sleep again.  It’s an interesting pain–puffiness mixed with tingliness in my hand, and when I place my arm just so on my bed I experience a ray of painful tingles up the area where my tricep would be had it not fallen off years ago.  As the aspirin works to make the pain bearable, I have plenty of time to wonder if I’ll be able to handle a fishing pole.  I contemplate duct tape and how helpful if might be to have my hand duct taped to the fishing pole if I can’t hold onto it.  I fall back to sleep realizing that the life of a bureaucrat who types emails eight hours a day does not make for a fit angler in the Amazon.

Two hours later at breakfast, I hold a cold can of Coke to my left hand and the cold seems to help a little.  The guys don’t seem to notice as they talk about the tree frog calling out all last night.  Curt says the frog finally shut up around five a.m.  and that if he could have brought a loaded shotgun he’d have blown the frog right out of the tree so he could have slept better.  I can only laugh.

It’s a warm morning but the icy pop and aspirin has made it such that I can grab onto a pole, so nothing else really matters.   Sappo guides our boat into a lagoon where peacock bass are chasing bait fish near tiny, grass-lined islands.  We use our surface baits to attract them around the islands, and, in deeper areas we throw jigs.

Some of our jigs.

Some of our jigs.

Every time we hear splashes, Sappo moves the boat in that direction.  After a few casts, and we are usually able to entice the fish to bite. It’s an interesting way to fish—listen for splashes, move in that direction and cast to the big splashes.

Mark's biggest fish of the day.

Mark’s biggest fish of the day.

I’m in an intense fishing groove for hours, until just before lunch, when a wave of heat overcomes me.  There’s no breeze and I’m feeling suddenly woozy, so Mark asks Sappo to pull off onto one of the islands so I can cool off …and take a leak in the water.   The lagoon is so open I have no other option for taking a leak anyway, and this way, I can solve two problems at once. As I sit down, it feels like sitting in a giant puddle after a warm rain storm, the only difference being that these puddles have piranhas in them.  I know piranhas won’t attack unless cornered or threatened, and feel like a kid, sitting in water up to my chest, splashing the water.  Truly, the only difference between me and a kid are a few wrinkles and the fact that part of my heat is due to hot flashes.

After I’ve cooled off,  we motor back to the same area we’d started fishing earlier. We’re about to head out of the lagoon when a fish hits my line, drags me and the boat to an underwater log I didn’t see, and hangs me up there. Sappo waves at me to stop reeling because he thinks the fish has rubbed the lure off on a log and is gone.  He pulls out a long stick he keeps with him in the back of the boat, and has wrapped it around the line a couple of times to free the lure, when the line starts going out again. Sappo quickly untangles his stick from the line because it’s suddenly clear the fish is still on the line. I reel, the boat gets pulled around a bit more, I yank with all my might and pull up my biggest fish, a 14-pounder. It will remain my biggest fish of this trip, one pound shy of my biggest on our first trip to the Amazon, and one pound larger than Mark’s largest this trip.  Poor fella.

Me and the fish that beat Mark's biggest.

Me and the fish that beat Mark’s biggest.

Once we finally head out of that lagoon, the rest of the day is disappointing.  We enter one lagoon after another, one of which has a plastic bottle floating on top the water, which means it was already fished today. We retrieve the bottle and get a few fish now and again, but it’s really slow compared to the morning.

At one opening amongst some trees, Mark throws his lure and loses it to a big fish. We look for 15-20 minutes for the lure before finally giving up on ever seeing it again. I hope the big fish can rub the lure off on a log somewhere.

Some of our lures.

Some of our lures.

As we are looking for Mark’s lure, the sky darkens, the wind kicks up and it suddenly starts to pour. We motor 20 minutes in the driving rain to a small inlet, during which I discover my Marmot Precip raingear is as waterproof as a sieve.  We eat lunch in the rain under some trees while Sappo bails our boat. And then Nature calls.

For some reason, I convince myself that it’s safe to pee in the woods when it’s raining because–I surmise–snakes don’t come out in the rain.  And while I had to pee in the water earlier due to the open landscape, at lunch we’re surrounded by trees and I feel I have to venture out in search of a pee spot rather than look really obvious about it.

So off I go, springing over the land in search of a spot out of eyesight of the guys.  I find the perfect spot–behind a tree in a wallow–and there, in the Amazon, in the pouring rain, I make an interesting discovery:   wet pants and wet underwear are not easy to pull down in the rain–neither slide down easily.  I pull down my pants and, with them lying in a heap on the ground, roll down my underwear, both while reaching up under my sieve of a rain coat. Because it’s raining, it’s hard to know if I’m peeing on my own pant legs, so I just hope for the best.  And of course, using toilet paper is impossible in such condition, so when I’m done, I wiggle and roll my underwear back into place, pull up my pants, zip them, pull my rain jacket down over my butt and laugh out loud because I can’t remember being so wet in forever.  I laugh again when I realize I’ve sunk down eight inches in the unconsolidated leaf litter.

I spring back to the boat and before enjoying my cheese sandwich, stop to photograph the men, who have no idea how good they have it.

Ain't nothing like lunch in the pouring rain...after taking a leak in the pouring rain.

Ain’t nothing like lunch in the pouring rain…after taking a leak in the pouring rain.

We fish the rest of the afternoon, and over time, I’m more and more challenged by my puffy hand and my wimpy disposition. I pop another aspirin and try to ignore a bit of a shooting pain up my arm when I get a ten pound peacock in another lagoon.  My ten-pounder is followed hours later by a couple other smaller fish. All said, it’s a long afternoon; the fish not very cooperative.

It turns out that my 14-pounder makes me the big fish winner of the day, and I get congrats by all.  I thank them and say I’d do a “high five” if I could unfist my hand.  We drink beer, have a dinner of lasagna with beef and ham, and another entre of beef with potatoes.  I will note here that until this point, I had not eaten any meat.

At dinner, Curt asks about time travel and how quickly the week passed “with ye all.” He says, “Just a week ago I met you guys at the hotel and now here we are a week later.” It’s true that tie flies when you’re having fun.  Even if you can’t give high fives to celebrate that fact.


Peacock Bass Fishing – 2016 – Day Seven – the Wood Lizard

Written by on June 30, 2016 No Comments

Wednesday: 2/3/2016

I awake with puffed up hands in the early morning, unable to make a fist.  It’s the same problem I had two years ago in the Amazon and I’m betting an aspirin–or several–will make it better.  After showering, I head with Mark to the breakfast cabin.  There, Bobby shows me the note I’d sent to him in 2013 with a clown colored Aile magnet lure I’d mailed him as a thank you for inviting us on the trip in 2013.  I am touched that he kept the note and lure in its box for three years. He’s such a sweet guy.

It rains on and off in the morning and I think I’m in a groove because I hardly notice when it’s raining and when it’s not.  I don’t even notice it’s raining when I see John and Curt wearing rain gear.

John (middle), Curt and their guide.

John (middle), Curt and their guide.

Seppo guides our boat off the main part of the river to a narrow inlet that doesn’t look real passable to me.  We’re wondering if Sappo knows where he’s going, because we end up stuck on a log, literally, and watch as Sappo jumps out of the back of the boat, walks up another log, looks over a ridge, decides his path into a lagoon isn’t the best bet, and turns us around.  It’s all part of exploring the jungle.

Our guide returning to the boat to get us unstuck from the log.

Our guide returning to the boat to get us unstuck from the log.

En route to a new spot, I spend way too much time trying to photograph these speedy little birds I think are a type of swift…if only because it flies so swiftly.

Swift flying swiftly.

Swift flying swiftly.

After getting dizzy photographing a moving bird in a moving boat, I see a large bird politely sitting on a log and waiting for us to buzz by in our boat.  It’s much easier to photograph.

Green ibis.

Green ibis.

In the early hours we also kick up a couple of cocoa herons.

Cocoi heron.

Cocoi heron.

Later, a swallow-tailed kite looks down at me from above.  Like most people, I wave.

Swallow-tail kite.

Swallow-tail kite.

I also take a few photos of a large bird I think is just a turkey vulture but which, upon closer inspection, turns out to be a yellow-headed vulture, a new bird for me.

Yellow-headed vulture.

Yellow-headed vulture.

Of course, we are on the river to go fishing, not birding, and we are fortunate to find several hot spots throughout the day and get a total of 48 fish including two 11-pounders.  Mark catches his 11-pounder in the rain.

Mark's 11-pounder.

Mark’s 11-pounder.

I wait for the sun to shine to catch my 11-pounder.

My 11-pounder.

My 11-pounder.

Mark gets a 13 pounder in the final half hour, beating his Itapara best by one pound.  His biggest now is one pound bigger than mine.  Gr.  This turns out to be one of my favorite photos of the trip, though, because Sappo is in the photo.

Mark with his big fish of the day, with Sappo in the background.

Mark with his big fish of the day, with Sappo in the background.

We have lunch with Curt and John again and I get the first part of Curt’s story: how he paid for his first two kids’ hospital bills on a credit card, worked for Hughes Aircraft and his division folded, so he another guy started their own company.  It involved creating a device to lower an H bomb into a 3,000-5,000 foot hole filled with sand, concrete, etc. to test it. He also created machinery to support oil rigs and has three patents. He started the business in 1986 and sold it in 2006.  He’s been “between jobs” ever since.

As we are listening to Curt, something runs alongside our boats and settles in the brush next to us. Mark and I guess it’s a Jesus Christ Lizard, so I step out of the boat and stalk it with my camera. It’s a lizard of some kind, and it comes to rest on a branch overhanging the water. I get several photos and figure out later, it’s a wood lizard, our first.

Wood lizard sitting on wood like it should.

Wood lizard sitting on wood like it should.

Lunch ends and we go back to flogging the water.  At some point while in the rhythm of jigging, Mark says this was his most fun day because we’re into the groove, have a good sense of what works and what doesn’t, and we’re following Sappo’s advice to have one of us wake the fish with a top water bait and the other person follow with a jig or red and white Perversa or Yozuri.


We’re back to camp by 5:00 to shower and enjoy cold beer on the hill with the guys.  Bobby hands me his cell phone and shares the latest Johnny Lee country song, about how things should be. It’s a great song. Johnny Lee is one of Bobby’s hunting clients, and it’s quite clear Bobby has a lot of respect for him.

At dinner, the conversation turns to politics and how the current generation of kids expects to be given things, including forgiveness for their tuition loans. Nobody gave us forgiveness for our loans, we paid them. Bernie Sanders gets no votes around our dinner table.

I mention my work on an employee engagement team and share hat while the Millennials coming into work are highly sophisticated in their use of technology compared to me, many grew up getting awards just for showing up and participating in something.  So they expect awards and acknowledgment and pats on the back.  Dr. Bob counters with, “I guess I’m just old school. I just want to tell people what and how to do something and expect it to get done. I don’t need to hear their ideas.” He said he got started in the Army and went into vet school as part of the Army. In that role, he also oversaw food distribution during the Vietnam War.   After the war, he went on to start up his own vet practice and farms the very farm he was raised on. He runs his vaccine business, too. I feel lazy and underachieving next to him…like I do next to the rest of the guys.

On the way back to our cabin, I tell Mark that it was a great day–the fishing was great, the weather great, my hands not too puffed up, and I liked chatting with the guys.  Mark said his highlight was holding a fish and noticing its heart beating.  We were too geeked in 2013 to notice such things.

We go to sleep to the sound of a tree frog calling from a tree outside of Curt’s cabin.  Our froggie pal emits sounds a lot like the sound of lures ripping across the water…all night long.

Peacock Bass Fishing in Brazil – 2016 – Day Six – Snakes at Camp

Written by on June 23, 2016 No Comments

Tuesday: 2/2/2016 Third Full Day’s Fishing

I start the morning with a couple of aspirin because my left hand is all puffy.  I also wrap the fingers on my left hand with some very cute duct tape because I have a few blisters.  I’m feeling more like a wuss every day.

It rains on and off all morning and we end up in a lagoon where we get a few fish after a lot of ripping and jigging. I have my best luck with a maroon and blue Yozuri, nabbing one six-pounder and one ten-pounder. I also use the black and red Barboleto Perversa and catch a couple of fish during a brief feeding frenzy.

My spotted peacock friend.

My spotted peacock friend.

I also catch a peacock on a yellow and red jig, and one on a purple and black top water bait. Yesterday, white Yozuris were king. They did no good today.  And nothing worked consistently throughout the day.  Hence, the nature of fishing.

My biggest fish of the day.

My biggest fish of the day.

This was Mark’s biggest fish.

Mark's biggest fish of the day.

Mark’s biggest fish of the day.

After releasing one fish weighing perhaps four pounds, we hear a violent splash amongst some trees in pretty shallow water, caused by a dolphin trying to make an easy meal out of the fish we’d just released.  Minutes later, as Sappo is about to grab another fish out of the water, I see the pink face of a dolphin flash by right next to the boat.   It’s a mental photo I won’t ever forget—in one split second the dolphin showed up, determined the fish was attached to a hook and line, and disappeared fro sight, only to loiter nearby to get the released fish after it was off the hook. THAT’s a smart animal.

Later, Mark caught another vicunda.

A vicunda.

A vicunda.

After lunch we spend a lot of time in a lagoon in pretty shallow water.  As we head into the lagoon Mark has a gigantic hit at his top-water lure, and while we try many times, we can’t get the big fish to bite again. While trying to attract the big fish, two dolphins appear, one of which is little and follows Mark’s lure. Upon seeing that, Mark changes his lure because, he says, “The last thing I want to do is catch a baby dolphin.”

Pink river dolphin.

Pink river dolphin.

Throughout the day, Mark speaks Portuguese with our guide, Sappo, which Sappo seems to enjoy. Sappo has two boys, one of who’s name is Marcos who likes all sorts of critters like Mark.  The toughest part of the conversation is when Mark tries to explain to Sappo the Zika virus, which is taking over the news and spreading throughout Brazil and lately, the US. Somehow, Mark is able to explain how babies are being born in Brazil with tiny heads and how it was suggested that Brazilian women not get pregnant until they got a handle on this. Sappo had no idea about all this because he’s been in the jungle for months.

As they chat about the Zika virus, we go through a really narrow area which produces a couple of small fish. Beyond the trees, the area opens up into a big wetland and we hang out with a couple of boat-billed anis and what I learn later is a female green kingfisher.

Boat-billed and.

Boat-billed and.

Female green kingfisher.

Female green kingfisher.

We catch a few more fish, none of them big. On the way back toward the narrow area, Mark puts on a Wide Glide, which is a big, heavy lure that makes a huge splash when it hits the water. On Mark’s third cast, he catches a peacock bass.  After we clear the narrow area and return to the bank that once held a big fish, I take over flogging the Wide Glide…for the last half hour or so.  It’s ridiculous how much of a splash the darn thing makes.  Unlike Mark, all I do is scare the fish away.

We net 70 fish all day and think it’s a decent number until we get back and hear Steve and Dr. Bob got 143 fish, 17 of which were over 10 pounds. John also shares his results and feels good until Steve and Dr. Bob arrive. Such is the nature of fishing, the lucky sticks.

To make me feel even wimpier, after catching more fish than me again, Dr. Coz goes over to play a game with the camp staff.  The object is to kick a soccer ball over a rope tied between two sticks and to return it to your opponent after one bounce.  His agility and energy make me snarl.

Dr. Coz playing ball.

Dr. Coz playing ball.

A better idea than being active after fishing all day is sitting at the table on the rise and drinking beer until 6 when dinner is served.  Just sayin.’

Me and the guys, drinking beer on the rise.

Me and the guys, drinking beer on the rise.

Right before dinner, we learn that when Alejandro and the rest of the camp staff came to this new camp site, a bird was munching on a dead anaconda. The camp workers also saw (and killed) a coral snake. Alejandro thinks that the commotion around camp will keep the snakes away. Righto!  Later, though, he mentions that the more it rains, the more the snakes come out. I know I will have nightmares about peeing in the rain.

At dinner, I learn that Steve manages six banks in Tennessee.  Dr. Bob runs a farm in TN with tobacco, other crops and animals, in addition to running a veterinarian and a lab that manufactures parvo shots for pets. I ask him about Dr. Bob about Bordetella and tell our story of Winston getting kennel cough in spite of the shot.   Dr. Bob says there are at least six strains of Bordetella out there, and the shot treats one strain. He doesn’t recommend his patients get the shot. “It’s a waste.” I tell him all kennels around us require it and he just nods.

Somehow talk turns to botflies. Curt had one in his back once and it had wings before it was removed. Mark says Curt must have liked having the insect around because most people get them out when they’re at the larval stage. Mark went on to talk about removing a botfly from one of the rabbits we rescued back in the day, then told the story of our black kitten, Preto and his allergic reaction to a botfly and how that resulted in him being called the $1,200 pet.

As we walk back to the cabin I smile thinking about that glimpse I got of the dolphin.  Then I remember what Alejandro said about snakes and wave my flashlight around looking for, what, I’m not sure.  Safely inside the cabin, I pop a couple aspirin, kiss Mark goodnight, and fall into my wee twin bed.

Peacock Bass Fishing in Brazil – 2016 – Day Five – The Camp Moves

Written by on June 23, 2016 No Comments

Monday: 2/1/2016 Second Full Day’s Fishing – Camp Moves

I’m awake at 5:20 thanks to Mark getting up, turning on lights, and announcing it’s time to get up.  We get our Coke/coffee fix in the main cabin before 6 a.m. and are ready to fish by 6:30. It’s cloudy but no rain (yay!), giving my rain coat—a Marmot Precip that is still soggy—time to dry out in the boat.

We head toward what will be the area of our new camp, because camp is moving while we fish.  In which direction, I haven’t a clue–it could be north, south, east or west, I’m thinkin.  Wherever it is we go, it’s slow fishing for a while.  We catch a few fishand at a spot Sappo seems to know has a big fish, I cast a dozen times, before WHAM! I hook a 12-pounder.

My 12-pounder.

My 12-pounder.

After a good morning flogging the water, we head across the river to join John, Curt and their guide in the shade to have lunch. We chat about dolphins, dinosaurs, all sorts of things. Curt says he’s really busy the rest of the spring and summer but that we should all get together sometime. He’s such a sweet guy.

Eating our very dry sandwiches on the water with Sappo, our guide, Curt, John and their guide.

Eating our very dry sandwiches on the water with Sappo, our guide, Curt, John and their guide.


After lunch we get two doubles, which is when both Mark and I are fighting fish at the same time.  Later, we ask Sappo to pose with a fish.  He takes off his hat just for the photo.

Sappo with one of our peacock bass.

Sappo with one of our peacock bass.

As the afternoon gets warmer, the fishing becomes hit or miss–mostly miss.  At one opening into a small bay, Mark loses a big fish that smartly rubs him off on the only log in the area. He’s grumped the rest of the day. Later, in another lagoon, Mark has a kingfisher go after his Yozuri lure several times. So he’s real careful as he fishes and eventually switches lures.  This particular kingfisher is a real character, hanging out with us and moving to different trees when Mark casts in a different direction to avoid catching the silly bird.

Female Amazon kingfisher interested in Mark's lure.

Female Amazon kingfisher interested in Mark’s lure.

Sappo takes us to several shallow areas that don’t hold many fish, but eventually finds two “honey holes, “one with small fish, one containing a 9, 8 and 7-pounder. Lures are white Yozuris with pink or green and a pink top, white bottom, black-spotted top water bait.

Mark's spotted peacock.

Mark’s spotted peacock.

We see dolphins throughout the day and one goes after one of Mark’s fish in the fastest flash of boiling water smeared with pink I’ve ever seen. We also see a four-foot caiman and a five-foot caiman.

A four-foot caiman.

A four-foot caiman.

We’ve netted 45 fish by 4:00 and we head back to camp. It’s an hour boat road, and I realize as we buzz along that when the weather is tropically perfect like this, I could ride in a boat all day.

The cabins at our new camp are tied to shore and all but a little of each cabin is sitting right in the water.




On the Itapara River in 2013, our cabins were pulled onto sandbars and only the back 1/4 of the cabin–if that—was in the water. With most of the cabin in the water, every step one’s partner takes makes the cabin wiggle. Something as simple as going to the bathroom is made all the more interesting with someone else walking around inside the cabin. To add to the interesting setting, our cabin has a few cockroach friends—1 inch, ¼-thick brown fellas that have travelled with us from one camp to the other. They hang out below the rubbery grate on the bathroom floor most of the time. However, at night, they sometimes run around on top of the grate, making it such that I have to stomp my foot at them so they leave me alone.   What fun!

DSC_4960 (1)

Alejandro and workers have cleared a path from one cabin to the next; they have also cleared an area on a small rise and set up a plastic table and chairs. After I shower, I join Bobby and others on the rise and take a beer out of the small cooler Fabiano has filled for us. Bobby offers me use of his satellite phone to check on the dogs and I decline after expressing my gratitude, saying that a real vacation is not worrying about the dogs or my mom. Making a phone call home may make me worry about one or the other. As Dr. Bob said, “Sometimes ignorance is bliss.”

Alejandro joins us and I ask what happens to the waste at camp. He says all wastewater from each cabin goes into the pontoons underneath each cabin. Before the camp moves, each cabin is pumped of its waste and dumped on a spot on the ground. He says they have to do that. Paper is burned, including the toilet paper, which we have to put into a garbage can instead of flushing it down the toilet.  I tell him I’ll sleep better knowing my shower isn’t sucking up someone else’s poo water.

Before dinner is served, a man visiting from the nearby village takes one of the camp worker’s kids out for a spin in a native boat.  I



Dinner is chicken, peacock bass fish, rice and beans, a salad of cucumbers and purple cabbage, and a few potatoes mixed in with the chicken. Dessert is what the guys call “diesel ice cream,” which is made from a local fruit.  It sounds awful but is really not all that bad if your taste buds are as bad as mine.  I’m still amazed that we can get ice cream in the jungle.

"Diesel ice cream."

“Diesel ice cream.”

The talk is of business, and at one point, Bobby says, “I hope you don’t me saying this, Amy, but women can be caddy and nasty and really stir up an office.” I admit that that’s the case and propose that this goes back to at least high school locker rooms, if not earlier. In a locker room, when two guys disagree they call each other names; often there’s a fight, somebody loses, and they move on because there’s a resolution one way or another. In a woman’s locker room if two women disagree, they speak unkind words to each other, and since there is no physical fight, there’s often no conclusion.  In some situations, we carry grudges like badges, and in the very worst, we share our situation over and over again to taint the rest of the work place.

After failing to defend women, we talk about fishing, the Flint drinking water issue, and high mercury in fish.  I ask our camp host, Alejandro about how a guide becomes a guide on the Amazon.  He says they often start as camp assistants like Fabiano, bringing in the meals, cleaning up afterwards, serving snacks, offer drinks, and in our case, makes sure Mark gets a cup of coffee after dinner.  Alejandro fishes every single day, and he takes Fabiano out with him to help him learn the ropes. The rest is up to him…sort of. The guides are almost always from the local village/Indian tribes and Alejandro has no bearing on who gets hired.  Alejandro also said that Brazilians pick up on new rivers and geography better than any other people he knew.

Mark asks if Alejandro knows Preto, our first guide, and he says no. Mark then asks if Alejandro knew Andre, the guy we befriended when we were stuck in a small village trying to get home in 2013. (The story in 2013:  the plane that was supposed to have taken us out of the jungle had  load of heavy americans and clipped a wing on some trees during take-off, knocking half the wing off.  Because the plane’s load was quite heavy and the waters low, it took 2 trips with a new plane to get the guys off the water. That same plane was then used to get us out of the village and back to Manaus…about six hours after our original departure time. During those six hours, we met Andre, who was mid-twenties, perhaps, and a chief negotiator with the Indian tribes to get access to local waters for us gringos.)

Alejandro frowned and said, “Yes, and I have some news about Andre. Terrible news.”

“Such as?” we ask.

“He’s, well,” he started as if searching for words, “dead.”

To which one of the guys said, “Bad news doesn’t get much worse than that.”

We learn that Andre had been shot 7 times after being lured into a place in downtown Manaus. He had River Plate Anglers brochures with him, but things didn’t go as expected. Mark and I wondered out loud if he was into something more than negotiating for River Plate. Alejandro said Andre had 4 boats, a marina, nice cars including a new Peugeot, a young wife, and he wanted to work a gold mine somewhere on the Amazon, which is illegal. Andre was about to start work on that, but Alejandro told him the police were onto him and he pulled out.  We concluded he was into some bad stuff and it had gone poorly for him.

Somewhere along the line Dr. Bob says that when he and Steve went by in their boat earlier in the day he saw me flogging the water like everyone else and that I’m quite the fisherman. He’s very sweet for saying so, especially since my hands are puffy and I can’t even make a fist.  Regardless of the kind words, he and Steve–and everyone else for that matter–are out-fishing me, and I’d just assume they all get befriended by piranhas.  Not really.

Dr. Bob (in the bow), Steve and their guide.

Dr. Bob (in the bow), Steve and their guide.

Mark and I are back to the cabin by 8:00 and I’m done writing in my journal by 8:30. It’s quiet except for the humming of the camp generator. I’m getting ready for bed, and have powder on my hands and am about to powder my butt when Curt walks in, says, “Hi, Ye’all” and turns around all embarrassed. As I clap my hands to get rid of the powder, Mark invites him in and tries to make him feel comfortable about the fact that he walked into the wrong cabin. He says, “it’s a good thing we weren’t “necked!” (To learn about naked and necked, see Day Four).

Peacock Bass Fishing Brazil – 2016 – Day Four – Were they Naked or Neck-ed?

Written by on June 23, 2016 No Comments

Sunday, January 31, 2016:  First full day fishing

We’re up at 5:30 and are ready for breakfast at 6. Breakfast is homemade chocolate-yellow bread, homemade dough balls with gooey stuff inside, fresh pineapple, slices of melon, fried eggs and pieces of white bread. It’s plenty to get us going. Before we leave the dinning room, we make sandwiches, which consist of cheese with mustard on the world’s driest bread. (We avoid the lunch meat that we think messed up Mark’s intestines in 2013).  Our sandwiches are wrapped in plastic wrap by Fabiano, the cook helper, and placed in a rectangular Tupperware container. To that, we add some leftover pineapple, a slice of melon I’m not sure how to eat nicely without a fork, and a piece of chocolate-yellow leftover from breakfast.

We’re off in the sprinkling rain at 6:30, in the opposite direction from yesterday. Which direction, I haven’t a clue. The morning’s floggings result in a 12-pounder for Mark on a bright green ripper-type lure made by a guy named Kermit  Adams. (If you go to Kermett’s site, you’ll see a 2013 photo I took of Mark holding a big peacock bass, caught with one of Kermmett’s home-made lures.)

Mark's 12-pound peacock bass.

Mark’s 12-pound peacock bass.

Mark’s 12-pounder is a beauty and the biggest peacock we’d get all day.

On the other hand, you can’t beat the beauty of a wolf fish, or Traira.

Me and my toothy wolf fish pal.

Me and my toothy wolf fish pal.

We spend the day going in and out of narrow bodies of water, that lead to wide, vast lagoons. We have lunch with a pink dolphin at an inlet to a lagoon.  I take a dozen photos, none of which are any good at all.

Amazon river dolphin.

Amazon river dolphin.

We also do a pee break. Now, being a woman, a pee break is a big deal, because my goal is to get out of range of the guide and not get nabbed by a snake, especially a poisonous one.  And that’s a big deal, especially since our guide pointed at something on the water earlier and yelled “Cobra!” which means snake.  Luckily, the cobra was just some vegetative fuzz, but it did worry me that he worries about snakes.  I thought our Amazon guide was supposed to be fearful.

Piece of fuzz that from a distance, Sappo thought was a "Cobra," or snake.

Piece of fuzz that from a distance, Sappo thought was a “Cobra,” or snake.

The other thing about peeing in the Amazon is that the ground consists of unconsolidated layers of thick, fallen leaves, making the ground springy to walk on.  It’s not unlike walking on a trampoline, except that I don’t know what’s underneath.   So I hustle quickly on the springy ground, looking forward for snakes, backwards at the guide, until I finally find a spot behind a rise or tree.  I go about my business, only to discover that by the time I’m done, I’ve sunk down 8 inches into the soil and leaves. I try not to think about whether tarantulas and snakes like to hang out under leaves, as I hastily pull up my pants, step off to one side onto higher ground, and hustle back across the springy vegetation to the boat.  There, my dear Mark is waiting for me, having handily peed next to the boat.  What’s the adventure in that?

Having survived a pee break, we head down a narrow body of water, and without warning, the quiet vibration of our electric motor scares some tiny proboscis bats out of a tree. They fly out of the tree and land on the bark in the sun. It seems like a stupid thing to do to me—fly out of the protection of the inside of a tree to sit outside on the tree where predators can get you. But it provides a great opp to shoot a few photos. These bats are only 2.4 inches long.  The only other time I saw some was in Costa Rica while on a cruise with my dad in 2003.

A proboscis bat, also called a river bat, amongst other names.

A proboscis bat, also called a river bat, amongst other names.

After lunch, I set the hook on a fish, only to see the top 2/3 of my rod floating in the water and the bottom 1/3 in my hand. It’s my green and white rod, the one that replaced the custom-built one Mark had made for me for the 2013 trip, which had also broken. The original rod was green with white guide wraps (because I’m an MSU Spartan), with my name and peacock bass on it. After the first one busted, Mark asked the maker to replace it; a year later we got a rod without my name or bass on it, and on its first use, it breaks, too. So much for those rods.

Evidence showing why one brings extra rods to the Amazon.

Evidence showing why one brings extra rods to the Amazon.

In spite of my rod, I keep winding and we get the fish netted. I reel in the rest of the rod, Sappo cuts the lure off and puts it on another rod. Thankfully, we brought six rods, so still have plenty to choose from.

While I’m struggling with my gear, we see a green kingfisher make fishing look really easy.

Green kingfisher with what may be a fish.

Green kingfisher with what may be a fish.

It rains on and off lightly until around 3:30 when it pours…till nearly 4:00.

Mark enjoying a wee Amazon rainfall.

Mark enjoying a wee Amazon rainfall.

Mark took advantage of the rain to catch a piranha.

Mark showing a little rain can't stop him from catching piranhas.

Mark showing a little rain can’t stop him from catching piranhas.

I took advantage of the rain to catch a peacock bass.

Amy in rain with peacock bass

My rain gear is not up for the rain and humidity combo, and with no rain pants, it’s a chilly ride home.  I go right from wet clothes to a shower and never felt so good drying off.

We go to the dining room to have a couple of beers and share the day’s stories. Bobby got several large fish (like 8,10,11, and 12 pounds) and Dr. Coz got a 15-pounder. Dr. Coz would later say that he “sure as hell wouldn’t bet against Bobby cuz he’s a fishing machine!” Bobby is impressed with the 82-year-old Dr. Coz because he never asks to take a break and fishes with Bobby cast for cast.

Dr. Coz is wearing a colorful lightweight jacket and Dr. Bob rags on him about how “The outfit is something queers might wear.”  Mark mentions that wearing that in San Francisco would ensure he’d never be lonely. Dr. Coz has done several marathons and the jacket is from the 1996 marathon.  He’s proud of it.  He also used to do triathlons.

Somehow the conversation turns to the fact that at one point, Dr. Coz, 82 had spent 28 years as a single man. That fact somehow led Steve to suggest that Dr. Coz share a story about a hot woman with whom Coz had his hands full. Dr. Coz starts his story by setting the scene: a woman, a hot tub, glass mirrors, and surround the tub, several candles…

Before he could get too far, Dr. Bob asked if Coz was naked or necked? Coz asked what’s the difference, and Dr. Bob said, “Naked is having no clothes on; being neck-ed is having no clothes on and having bad intentions.”

Coz said, “Oh, we were neck-ed all right!” With a glint in his eyes, Coz went on to explain how he and the woman were both facing the tub, she behind, him in front, and when she leaned around in front of him, her hair caught on fire from one of the candles. Coz said he got all wide-eyed and panicked, worried about the story that would come out about the dentist catching a woman on fire at his home. So he swiftly dunked the woman’s head into the water. “She was surprised at what I’d done, but upon seeing the crinkly, crispy hair pieces that had fallen off, quickly understood what had happened. “ Then Dr. Coz grinned, “And then we went right back to our business.”

Other stories emerge, including  Bobby being super sick on one trip to the Itapara (before he met us).  He said he had a 104 degree temperature and spent the day puking, sleeping, fishing, and then doing that all over again. Curt says it was the first time he out-fished Bobby. Bobby claims he got ill due to eating some “giant rat meat” he’d had for dinner, which Curt had declined.  They’d slept in hammocks one night, and Bobby said it’s bad enough sleeping in a hammock; it’s horrible in a hammock when you’re sick.

Steve tells of when he and Dr. Coz were on another trip and Coz had his own tent and was making strange, moaning noises on and off all night. When Steve imitates the noise he sounds like an ill cow. He says it wasn’t until morning that he learned the noise from Coz was because he was suffering from really bad leg cramps.

Dr. Bob shares his story of Steve getting up in the middle of the night last night to use the bathroom. Steve was apparently turned around and didn’t realize there was no external light switch outside the bathroom. According to Dr. Bob, Steve tried every switch in the cabin before he finally discovered all he had to do is open the door and the light went on in the bathroom.

Somebody mentions the fact that the light in the cabin bathrooms only stays on for perhaps a minute.  When the lights go off, the user of said bathroom has three choices: 1) open the door to turn the light back on; 2) wave one’s arms over one’s head to get the light to go back on; or 3) sit in the dark. Opening the door always works but it’s disruptive to one’s roommate. Waving one’s arms works about half the time. Sitting in the dark meant that the cockroaches could be out running around. Let’s just say I did a lot of waving while in the Amazon.

View out our back door.

View out our back door.

Good stories, and great, funny guys. I suspect the stories will only get better when I leave, though, so Mark and I depart and leave them to their tales. It’s sprinkling a little outside, but 10 minutes later it pours and we go to sleep to the sound of rain pouring on the cabin’s metal roof.

Peacock Bass Fishing in Brazil – 2016 – Day Three – From Manaus to the Jungle

Written by on March 08, 2016 No Comments

Saturday January 30, 2016: from Manaus to the Jungle

We’re up at 7:30—before the 8 a.m. wake-up call—and take a water-blasting shower in our room at the Caesar Business Manaus Motel.  We go down to breakfast on the mezzanine and find scrambled eggs, lots of breads to choose from, various cereals and lots of fruit, most of which I actually recognize.

manaus fruits for breakfast

There are also three juices: orange juice, mango juice (we think) and what turns out to be cactus juice, according to the hostess.  Mark encourages another American to take a sip of the cactus juice; the look on the guy’s face makes it clear how awful it is.

Three types of juice in the motel: cactus, mango and orange.

Three types of juice in the motel: cactus, mango and orange.

We pack up and head downstairs for a 9:30 pickup by Jon, the River Plate Anglers rep.  Mark pays our bill and in so doing, chats with the ladies at the front desk. They are impressed with Mark’s Portuguese and says he has no accent, which tickles him pink.

At 9:30, we are happy when our our bags are checked through because the weight limit is 33 pounds and we might have weighed our bags half a dozen times before we left and still worry.  Mark’s bag is 32.5 pounds, mine 33.5 pounds, so they average out to to the max of 33. Phew!

We wait about 30 minutes for the plane to arrive and get gas.  Bobby takes a seat next to me after chatting on the phone and asks why I stopped blogging a year ago.  I mention how taking care of my mom changed priorities and kind of took the wind out of my sails.  He says his mom was sick with cancer and he took 3 months to help her through treatment. She’s fine now but it was a tough couple of months.  He shows me several photos on his phone including some terrific nature photos, including photo of one of the giant bucks on his ranch eating a cookie. He raises large bucks for others to hunt, but this one particular buck is one he calls “My buddy.”  Bobby’s a super nice guy.

We’re told to load the airplane and wamble outside into what so far is a pleasant morning.  Being crammed into a confined space and unable to wiggle is my least favorite part of the trip, and it’s made all the worse if it’s hot and if the pilot looks like the young fella that crashed the plane in 2013.  Luckily, it’s not hot and the pilot looks to be at least 16.

manaus airplane

Yet, I can’t help but wonder if he’s reading the instruction manual.

manaus airplane pilot reading instructions

After telling us to put on our seat belts, the pilot cranks up the engine and taxis us down a long stretch of cement.  After waiting for a private plane to take to the air, the pilot gives us a “thumbs up” and we take off without issue. I am happy there’s a co-pilot because on our last trip out of the jungle in 2013, there was no co-pilot unless you count me.  I got to sit in the co-pilot’s seat and just about pooped my pants when I looked over to see our pilot filling out paperwork.

The first part of this flight is a bit bumpy as we leave the buildings and roads of Manaus behind and fly over the Amazon River.

The Amazon River.

The Amazon River.

Soon we rise above the clouds and fly over a large tributary of the Amazon.

A large tributary to the Amazon.

A large tributary to the Amazon.

The flight smooths out and waters below us get smaller and more wiggly.

A tributary of a tributary of the Amazon.

A tributary of a tributary of the Amazon.

Now, not to sound worrisome or anything, but I can’t help but notice how much the pilot chats and gestures with his hands, as if flying is secondary to the conversation. I keep an eye on him and the co-pilot the entire time, ready at any point to say, “Com licenca,” which is Portuguese for “Excuse me. ” I’m not sure what I’d say next except to point out that they should pay attention…even though the plane is probably on auto pilot.  Darn my worry gene.

At a point close to the hour mark, we start a slow descent, and I know this because the trees start to look more like trees than a painting.  Soon we see a boat and what we figure are our floating cabins.

The first view of our camp.

The first view of our camp.

The pilot circles, slowly at first, and then–in a swift motion that has me thinking religious thoughts–he turns tightly and we end up smoothly on the water. Guides show up with two small boats to take us to camp, while other camp staff show up in another boat to get our luggage. We ride the short trip to our camp, which consists of several floating cabins tucked into a tiny bay.

Our first camp.

Our first camp.

Once we’re on solid ground, we meet Alejandro, our camp host. He’s short, bald, wiry and looks tough as nails. He speaks Portuguese, English and Spanish, and after a brief introduction points to our cabin, cabin 6. We note that cabin 6 is between cabin 1 and 3 and he says that 6 is actually 2 in Portuguese and laughs. We learn later that Alejandro is from Chile, climbed mountains while in the Army back in the day and is knowledgeable about the flora and fauna of the Amazon. He was a former eco guide.

Alejandro shows us around the cabin, which is less rustic than the one in 2013. It’s whiter, brighter, newer and super clean.  The two twin beds look new and comfy, and you might imagine twin beds are super for a romantic week in the jungle!

Inside cabin 1

The air conditioning is solid and not rattling and there are plenty of water bottles in a cooler by the door.  LED lights are used throughout.

Inside cabin 2

The light on the bathroom automatically goes on when the door opens, which is new since 2013.  Also, the shower is in the bathroom and there’s no divider from the toilet. There’s a trash can in the bathroom for all paper waste; one is not to flush toilet paper down the toilet.

Inside cabin3

We unload our stuff and have lunch, which is red beans and rice and a bit of salad. We get our gear set up and are introduced to our guide, who goes by Sappo. He knows little English and Mark immediately starts in with the Portuguese he’s been studying via Pimsleur and a free mobile app, Duolingo. I have studied, too, but not to the extent Mark has, and about all I can muster up is a nod of my head and “Ola!”

Sappo is a nice fella and reminds us a little of Preto, our guide in 2013—dark haired, dark-skinned, and built like an Army tank. Sappo takes all our rods and reels and loads them into the boat, along with several boxes of lures we brought with us. In the bottom of the bow is my dry bag with my camera, zoom lens and fish-eye lens, along with important things like duct tape, toilet paper, pills and Epi-pens. My rain coat is thrown under the bow of the boat, ready to grab.

We fish hard all afternoon and catch our first Popoca, a new species of peacock bass for us.  It looks a little like this, as does Sappo, for that matter.

Sappo with a Popoca, a species of peacock bass new to us.

Sappo with a Popoca, a species of peacock bass new to us.

We spend the rest of the afternoon “ripping” top water baits, yanking Yozuris and doing a bit of jigging.  We end up with only nine peacock bass, but one is a ten pounder I pull into the boat.

Amys 10 pound bass

We also catch a Jacunda, which is a colorful fish.

Holding a Jacunda.

Holding a Jacunda.

Mark also has a knack for piranhas.


I am super hot after an afternoon fishing, and am relieved to get into an Amazon shower, which is water pumped from the river. The knob above the shower head was for heat once upon a time, says Alejandro, but that didn’t work so well because all the visitors used the on-demand heat source at the same time and zapped the electrical current at camp. So they decided to revert back to the old way of just using river water.  It’s what we had in 2013 and the water is the perfect temperature for a shower.

Drinks are in the main cabin/dining room, consisting of beer, wine, a mixed drink, or a lime concoction that leaves ones’ mouth puckery. I take the latter and my lips pucker up like a fish. One by one everyone appears to chat about the day.  Sadly, it seems Mark and I were the lowest fish producers of the day.  Luckily, nobody kicks out out of camp.

From left to right:  Fabiano (cook's helper), Mark, John (Curt's son),

From left to right: Fabiano (cook’s helper), Mark, John (Curt’s son), Dr. Bob, Dr. Coz, Steve, Bobby, Curt and Alejandro.

Dinner consists of wing-dings, a meat filet with peppercorns, red beans and rice and tomato slices and lettuce.  As we eat, I learn more about Steve, the banker, from Tennessee, a guy who’s traveled on many a trip with Dr. Bob, a veterinarian, farmer and producer of the parvo vaccine.  Dr. Cozby, who goes by Coz, is an 82-year-old pediatric dentist fishing with–and keeping up with–Bobby, cast for cast.  Curt and his son, John, 30, round out the group.  John is quiet and polite and pays attention when Curt asks Mark questions about dinosaurs.  I love the evening chats.

We go to bed right after dinner and I am asleep immediately.

Peacock Bass Fishing in Brazil – 2016 – Day Two – Miami to Manaus

Written by on March 05, 2016 No Comments

Friday, January 29, 2016 – Miami to Manaus, Brazil

I start the morning by sending our last-minute dog sitter, Kim Bailey a text. She says the pups finally ate some food last night. She also says that Snickers now has kennel cough so she’ll make sure he gets meds like Winston. The good news is that Winston already seems to have stopped coughing.

We take our time getting up, showering, and getting to IHOP where a 65-year-old lady serves us because she’s the only person there who speaks English fluently. En route, we pass the tan cat we saw yesterday, so I order bacon with my eggs, toast and hash browns and take the bacon back to the kitty. He eats every bite, licks his paws afterwards and goes back to loitering outside the motel entryway.

Stray cat eating bacon from IHOP.

Stray cat eating bacon from IHOP.

We hang out in our room until I’m bored and need more interactions with other people.  At 2:00 we go by shuttle to the airport, and after checking in, get a message from one of our Texan friends, Curt: “Where are you?” as we eat a Cuban sandwich at Café Versailles near out gate. Nearby is a piece of history on the wall, which I find myself having to photograph.

This, kids, is a place where a pay phone used to be.  Below it is where a telephone book used to be.   See, not everyone grew up with a cell phone….

This, kids, is a place where a pay phone used to be. Below it is where a telephone book used to be. See, not everyone grew up with a cell phone….

We finish lunch and Curt and Bobby stroll up. Behind them is John, Curt’s son who’s 6 foot 6 and causes me to look for a chair to stand on so I can see him at eye level. During our chat, we learn John has stolen some of Curt’s lures, and I point out that it’s good John and Curt are fishing together. They laugh, and it’s great to see they have a great relationship.

We start boarding at 4:10 and get regular seats even though I thought we’d paid for upgrades with more legroom by an exit. I feel claustrophobic with the seat in front of me so close.  John sits across the aisle and I note that his legs are pressed against the seat in front of him.  He says he’s used to it.

I see a stewardess and ask if we can move to the two available seats by an exit and she says to wait a few minutes, which we do.  We end up waiting long enough for another guy to take up the aisle seat in that row. We wait and wait, and finally I ask another steward if we can move and he says, “Do it now so we can get underway.” We grab our stuff and step in front of the guy who moved before we did. We settle in, proud of our grab, and I’m about to unwrap my blanket when a guy shows up and says Mark’s in his seat. We’re about to get up when the man realizes Mark and I are together and offers to sit in Mark’s old seat. Phew! I’m so grateful for the extra inches of leg room—and in my case—a few more inches of space between me and the seat in front of me.

The guy next to Mark is from Brazil originally, speaks Portugese and is on a fishing trip with a bunch of other guys.  They chat for a while and both start watching movies.  The movies on airplanes make me woozy–too much movement too close to my face–so I watch the in-flight info as we fly over the Bight of Aklins and Acklins Island.  We are served chicken salad with Ruffles, a Dos Equis and a brownie with nuts. I’m relaxed enough to wonder what a bight is and later discover it simply means a curve in the shoreline, or a wide bay formed by such a curve. Why not just call it the Curve of Aklins, I wonder? Bight this.

Near the end of the flight we are given cute little snack packs. Little did I know I should have saved some of the food for the ride home.

Miami to Manuas snacks

We land around 11:00 p.m. in Manaus, Brazil, and as we are finding our luggage, are greeted by Jon, the River Plate Anglers guy who escorted us to and from our motel in 2013 and who made sure we got a flight home in 2013 after our flight from the jungle didn’t pan out. Jon is in full beard and mustache and looks a bit wild compared to his clean-cut look. He remembers us from last time and I give him a hug.

Jon goes with us to the motel, and en route, we get introduced to the rest of the guys we will be fishing with.  We meet Dr. Bob, a veterinarian from TN, Steve, a banker from TN, Dr. Cozby, a dentist from TX.  They all seem like great guys and are livelier than I am after the long flight.

Jon gets us checked in and hands out keys to the room.  I discover I’m paired up with Bobby, because apparently, nobody knew Mark and I are married.  I switch keys, and Mark and I head upstairs…to the same room.

manaus motel lobby

We’re at the Caesar Business motel in Manaus and all the guys love it because it’s closer to the airport than the motel we stayed at previously, super clean, doesn’t require a half mile walk to find one’s room like at the motel we went to in 2013, and the air conditioners hum and hum.  There’s also a nice little snack bar, and cold beer and water in the fridge.

Manaus motel snacks

It also turns out the shower pours water like none other—the pressure is amazing—and everyone loves that, too. We are whipped and we don’t have to get up until 8 a.m. We set the fan on to run all night just in case somebody wants to start a party nearby for the third night in a row.  I sleep better than a baby.

Peacock Bass Fishing in Brazil – 2016 – Day One – Getting There

Written by on February 21, 2016 No Comments

Thursday, 1/28/2016  – Detroit, MI Days Inn, to Miami,FL

I am up before 3:45 because Mark is rooting around the room, excited like a kid at Christmas. We get ready and are downstairs by 4:25 for that 4:30 shuttle we were promised.  There are 8 people in the lobby when the shuttle arrives at 4:55, which is close enough to 4:25 for all people except impatient ones like me.  We get dropped off at American Airlines and walk with our luggage about a half mile up and down several escalators to check in, all the while debating why we didn’t spend $5 on a cart to make our load lighter.  I have my giant yellow LL Bean bag with my initials on it from my Dad and Norma, and at 33 pounds, I can feel it leaving a nice impression in my shoulder.  On my back is my 9.5-pound camera bag and my purse–which I did not weigh–hangs off one shoulder. Mark has a small day-pack carry-on, and his mostly waterproof gray/black Columbia duffel weighs about the same as mine. My bag is an amorphous blob; his a nice, tightly zipped bag.

We check in at the kiosk and get boarding passes and luggage tags that the kiosk people think we’re intelligent enough to put on our own bags so early in the morning and with such little sleep. I carry my tag to the agent and he shows me how to put it on by doing it for me, which I count as a win for playing the helpless card. We get in line for security and an agent there tells us we have “quick check” status, which allows us to go through without removing our shoes or showing our liquids to the world. Mark gets patted down anyway due to his titanium knee, but the shortcut saves us at least twenty minutes in the normal line.

We find a small shop with coffee, bagel, cream cheese and bottled water and then head to gate D30 where Noah, a 4-year-old, and his 2-year-old brother, are testing their parents’ patience, and mine. I know his name is Noah because the mom uses it dozens of times to not get him to do what she wants.  In the woman’s bathroom, Noah has an all-out temper tantrum because he has to wait for his mom to finish peeing.   When she’s done, he runs out of the bathroom, down the hall a football field in length, and around the corner to his dad.  Mark and I cross our fingers that Noah et al are in the back of the airplane and/or heavily medicated.

At 6:35 we board, and it’s a full plane, yet people try bringing larger carry-ons than allowed, along with multiple bags. Four ladies are stopped at the door by American Airlines agents, and have to check their bags so they’re not consuming more than their share of overhead space. They are unpacking their “essentials” and repacking as we walk by.  I give the agents a nod because I personally dislike people that abuse the overhead luggage rule.

I end up sitting in seat 9E and am happy when Noah and family disappear in the back of the plane.  Next to me is a woman who introduces herself as Shawn Perry, who is from Grosee Isle, MI.  She knows my boss, Dina because she went to high school with Dina’s sisters. We have plenty to chat about after that, and I’m grateful for chit-chat because the 2.5 hour flight turns into 5.5 hours because bad weather has us circling the Miami area over and over again.  In rare peaks through the thick clouds, I find it really disconcerting to see ocean below us…because Miami is on land and we are supposed to land on land at some point, I’m hoping.  I find myself reaching for my life jacket so I know where it is, and also reviewing the number of steps to the exit door.  Not that I worry or anything.

Hours later, low on fuel, we fly into West Palm Beach, only to wait for a half hour for the fuel truck to show up.  Once refueled, we turn around and fly back to—and finally land at—Miami. Many people miss their connecting flights, including a couple across the aisle from us who will not get to the Dominican Republic until the next day. I’m not sure if Shawn got out to Cancun, but my sympathy for her was impaired a bit, because she had driven from Grand Rapids to Detroit at 1 a.m. this morning to get a flight out of Detroit instead of flying out of Grand Rapids….just to save $100.  And she’s a lawyer.

We find our luggage in Miami and hump upstairs and outside into rain with wet luggage. We use our new iPhones to call the motel and wait 20 minutes for a shuttle whose driver came from Cuba 15 years ago. Mark chats with him in Spanish during the 25 minute ride to the motel.  Traffic is horrible and I wonder why anyone would want to live here.

We get to the Holiday Inn Express at 3:00.  After a nap and shower, I text Aby to ask what I should wear to dinner with our friend, Curt, and his wife.  She says a dress and diamonds.  I text back that I’m stressed about which diamond and dress to wear.  I tell her all I have is fishing shirts anyway; she says it’s most important that they like me, which stresses me out even more.

We met Curt in 2013 on our first trip to the Amazon, on the Itapara River, and for some reason–in spite of us needing to ask him and his pal, Bobby, for Band-aids, a flashlight, Cipro, and money to tip our guide– they invited us on this trip.  We are very grateful to them for the opportunity.  We text Curt and am amazed he’s willing to drive 20 minutes in nasty traffic to pick us up for dinner!

Curt and his wife, Peggy, arrive at Curt 5:15. Peggy is a soft-spoken, pretty woman who, amazingly, is not wearing a fishing shirt. On the15 minute drive to Versailles, a Cuban restaurant, we learn that Curt and Peggy drove from Texas with their two small dogs, both of which are at their condo. Peggy stays at the condo while Curt is off fishing and on his other excursions, including two skeet shooting events hither and yon after we get back. Peggy and Curt share photos of their little mutts and tell us how each dog came into their lives.  We tell our story of driving 9 hours to pick up one puppy, only to come home with two.

The Versailles touts itself as The World’s Most Famous Cuban Restaurant and THE place to go in Miami for Cuban food. Established in 1971, it is the gathering place for tourists and exiled Cubans. It’s a pleasant atmosphere, and it’s early enough in the day that we are seated immediately. Mark and Curt rave about their “split pea pottage,” a pea soup with ham and Spanish sausage.   I order Boliche (Cuban style pot roast) served with Moros rice and sweet plantains, which is amazing. I also order a Hatuey, which is a Cuban style ale and something one might say when one sneezes.

Everything is tasty, including the bite of Key Lime pie Mark insists we all share.  When we’re stuffed to the proverbial gills and exhausted, Curt drives us back to the motel and gets out to say goodnight. He says, “This is going to be a great trip. I have lots of questions to ask Mark about dinosaurs.” We thank him for dinner and tell him we’re excited about the trip, too. Before he walks away, I point out a tan cat loitering outside the motel and ask if he needs another pet? He says no and both he and Peggy wave as they pull away.

Miami - cat1

We’re in bed soon after and are about to fall asleep when a party starts near our room.  This time it’s a party with young, rowdy people speaking Spanish and hanging out a room or two from ours.  I turn down the temperature in the room,  turn up the fan to run constantly and fall asleep to the hum of the fan mixed with occasional outbursts of Spanish.

Peacock Bass Fishing Trip to Brazil – 2016 – the Preparations

Written by on February 21, 2016 No Comments

In July, 2105 Mark and I flew to Miami, checked into a motel and spent the afternoon lounging around a swimming pool.  The motel elevator had two buttons, both of which read “UP,” so we thought that was a good sign for the start of our trip.

Two UP buttons on the elevator (one of which was supposed to be DOWN) was surely a good sign, we thought.

Two UP buttons on the elevator (one of which was supposed to be DOWN) was surely a good sign, we thought.

Hours later, however, as were nodding off in anticipation of our early morning flight to Manaus, Brazil, JW Smith, the owner of the Rod and Gun Club called and said our trip was cancelled because the local people on the Amazon tributary we were scheduled to fish–the Marmelos River–had blocked the river with their boats and said no outsiders were allowed to fish their waters.  Negotiations had ensued for months prior to our arrival, but alas, they failed on the day the local outfitters had headed up-river.  Since the locals threatened to shoot us “outsiders,” and because we weren’t allowed to take weapons with us to make it a fair fight, JW thought it best to cancel the trip.

I’m here to tell ya that there’s nothing like looking forward to an adventure, only to have to return to work in a cubicle and carry on as if nothing happened.  That was tough.

But thanks to the excellent work on the part of JW and his staff, we were re-booked on a different river, the Xeruini, the end of January 2016.  Two days before we were to leave, JW called and said that the water levels on the Xeruini were so low that getting a float plane and the camp set up wouldn’t work out so well.  Instead, we were going to be fishing the Matapuri River, which is south of the Xeruini River.

Now, there are about 1,100 tributaries to the Amazon River and the reason we had hoped for the Xeruini was because a guy named Andre who worked for the Brazilian outfitters, River Plate Anglers, had told us in 2013  that the Xeruini was his favorite tributary.  But since some trips–like the one in July–are out-right cancelled, we were happy to be going anywhere at all.  To put this in perspective on a map, we were to be heading south of the capitol of Brazil, Manuaus, instead of north this time.  Geographically, we were to have fished pretty much on the equator; this time we were to fish about 2 degrees south of the equator, which is still hot for Michiganders.

Amazon map

Indeed January in Michigan is a bit different than in Brazil, and there is no way to prepare for the heat of the Amazon except to take numerous saunas or long baths, neither of which we had time to do.  The only other thing we could do to prepare for our trip was to exercise, which, for peacock bass fishing, consists of using a dumbbell to imitate the motion of ripping a long lure across the water…for 8 hours or so a day.  Being retired and all, Mark had 8 hours with which he could wiggle a dumbbell around, but who would do that for such a period of time?  Righto.  Neither of us.

Since we’d already packed once for this trip in July, packing in January was no big deal, except for the fact that Mark kept adding lures he wanted to try…during the 6 1/2 days we’d actually be fishing.  My opinion was that we didn’t have time to try what he’d already packed, but more lures were added nonetheless.

Typical jigs for peacock bass fishing.

Typical jigs for peacock bass fishing.

A very few of the lures used for peacock bass fishing.

A very few of the lures used for peacock bass fishing.

The other part of our preparation for a big trip like this was developing a game plan for our pets.  We had already secured the services of a young woman by the name of Hannah to come in to take care of our two cats, two tanks of fish, Smokey Joe (the rescued mouse) and Buddy, the mynah bird.  Our plan also included taking the dogs to their favorite place to play called Nana-N-Paws.

nana n paws

Two days before we were to leave, however, I came home from work to find Winston coughing and gacking forth this frothy, yucky stuff.  Since we’d dropped him and Snickers off at Nana-n-Paws about 10 days earlier, we suspected Winston had kennel cough.  I called our vet, we took Winston in at 8 a.m. the next day–the day before we were to leave–and the vet verified Winston had kennel cough.  The vet said, “No kennel will take him unless they have solitary confinement, and while that might work for Winston, you also have another dog that’s been exposed.  So, you need in-home care.”

As Mark and I began frothing about the complicated coordination of friends and neighbors who maybe could rotate in to take care of our pups, the vet said, “This isn’t common knowledge and we don’t normally advertise this, but some of our vet techs will come into peoples’ homes to take care of pets.”  Mark and I both went “Phew!’ and were introduced to Kim Bailey, a vet tech who offered to come in several times a day to take care of our pups.  Kim was to shows up at 8 or so in the morning, noon-ish, and at 9:30 or so at night just for the dogs; Hannah was to show up at five or six p.m. to care for the dogs and take care of the other pets.  Winston was to get his meds twice a day, and both Kim and Hannah had a hand in that.

With that figured out, the only thing left to do was go to work for the rest of the day–Tuesday–and spend the next morning cleaning the house.  At 3:00 Wednesday, we could think of nothing else to clean, so left our furry, feathery and fin-ny charges and headed towards Detroit.  We got a half mile away before I realized I’d left my Epi-pens and Mark realized he didn’t have some plastic tubing that would help with our fishing somehow.  Back we went to grab our stuff, pet the pets one more time and head out again.

We stayed at the Days Inn in Detroit less than a mile from the airport.  They promised a shuttle to the airport at 4:30 a.m. the next morning, and for $130 gave us a place to sleep and safe parking for our car for the 10 days we’d be gone.  We dropped our bags in our room, headed to the bar/restaurant and had an early dinner and some beer.

The bar/restaurant was freezing cold, and and as I airplaned my way to a warmer spot in the bar–arms out like wings and circling the room looking for a warmer spot–a guy by the name of Keith Smith noticed and introduced himself.  He was from the state of Maine, he said, in a town over an hour from “Bah Hahbor.”  He works as a truck driver of a “cah carrier” and he was in Detroit to get his truck serviced and a new load of “cahs” to deliver in another state.  We chatted with him for hours, learning things like the story behind Burt’s Bees and how Burt was just a bee-keeper until a woman came into his life, turned him into a success story and then–some opinions go–took him for everything he had.  Here’s the story on that.

We were in bed by 8:30 and sleeping well until a rowdy troupe of weedwackers (e.g. bad people) showed up around midnight with the intent of having a wee party right outside our door.  They clanked the pop machine (which was right outside our door) and the ice machine (ditto) and stood around debating important things like who was going to sleep in which room, and which kid was really tired enough to sleep now and which was not.

I got up, turned the fan on to run full-time, as as I returned to bed, noticed that the comforter was upside down and the tag was right in my face.  Too tired to flip it around and wake up Mark, I folded the tag under my chin and went to sleep.

The Thing About Groundhog Day

Written by on February 02, 2015 No Comments

I am all for the idea of celebrating groundhogs and actually having a day where we take a few moments to see if one particular groundhog sees his shadow. The thing is that Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog we put so much faith in, is a pet groundhog which is likely removed from some comfortable hole or house or something, and taken outside for a brief moment in the chill of the first Monday in February to see if he sees his shadow.  If he were a wild groundhog in Michigan, he’d be out of his mind to even step out of his hole for even a second.  See, it’s been like 20 degrees around here lately.  And yesterday, we got over a foot of snow.

In spite of the snow coming down all day yesterday, our deck was visited by a bunch of critters which came to fill up with corn and sunflower seeds before the storm.  Five cardinals showed up, which is a new record for us, including the two, below.  Along with them:  dozens upon dozens of chickadees, sparrows, finches, a flicker, woodpeckers and a sudden appearance of a flock of starlings.  Point is, there were a lot more birds at my house the last two days than groundhogs.  But who’d want to see if a certain bird saw its shadow this time of year?

Ground hog day - cardinals

While the birds were eating their fill, some squirrels showed up, including this one.

Ground hog day - fox squirrel

I liked him a lot.

ground hog day - fox squirrel closeup

So I took lots of photos of him.

ground hog day - fox squirrel closeup 2

Based on numbers alone, today would have been better off being named National Squirrel Appreciation Day.  But that day was celebrated a few weeks ago.  Point is, there were a lot more squirrels running around yesterday and today than ground hogs.

We also have a bunch of muskrats coming to our yard to eat.  Consider this group of three muskrats pigging out together before the storm.  But who, besides me, would support a national muskrat day to celebrate these guys?

ground hog day - muskrats

This morning I woke up to this view out our bay window this morning.

Ground hog day - looking out my window

The birds continued to come in, including this dove, which hung out near our brush pile for a while first.

Ground hog - dove

The muskrats actually pushed their way from the waters’ edge through the snow–sometimes on top of it, sometimes under it–to get to our backyard today.  Another compelling case for national muskrat day.  And he even saw his shadow for real.

ground hog day - muskrat in trench after snow storm

I also saw deer tracks in the backyard.  But we seem to celebrate deer by shooting them in the fall.  So it’s not like we could call this national deer day or anything.

Later, as  I drove to go cross-country skiing, I saw turkeys crossing through the snow.  But we celebrate turkeys on Thanksgiving…by eating them.  So nobody would vote for this being national turkey day.

Ground hog day - turkey

So after great deliberation and a few wintry photos, I resigned to the tradition of calling today Groundhog Day in spite of the fact that the groundhog that was living under our deck–and may very well still be there–is sound asleep like most groundhogs, and the fact that no groundhog except Phil, the pampered ground hog, would possibly see his shadow today.

ground hog day - ground hogHope to see you in the spring, our under-the-deck groundhog pal.